http://projectproteus.org Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:50:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Before you read on...I want to encourage you to please scroll down and read the last few paragraphs. You will find an amazing surprize! If you don't, then you will be missing out big time. Women in general are all afraid of becoming old. After a certain age of waking up ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/21/free-wrinkle-cream-product-wrinkles-get-rid-of-them-quick/ Being without a partner in the universe where you happen upon relationships in each and every pub and nightclub can be a terrible feeling. I personally know of 2 not married friends who go on dates each month and each week they are sad because they are still single. In ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/19/if-you-are-without-a-girlfriend-then-a-lovely-escort-call-girl-might-help/ I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, "Let's clean out the garage today." Trust me on this one, it is no April fool's joke, but someone gets fooled. And believe me, I'm just not anybody's fool. I'm my wife's ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/18/the-origins-of-spring-cleaning-or-along-came-eve/ It should have been a simple task. Just go to the drugstore and buy a razor. Not even one of those highly complex computerized electric razors you need an advanced degree in electrical engineering to operate, just a plain old manual model with which I could joyfully hack away at ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/18/razor-burned/ I almost had a garden this year. Then the earwigs took over my lettuce. The grasshoppers confiscated all my zucchini and various other flying insects shared the sunflowers. The gophers leveled one row in an afternoon. They enjoyed a healthy salad. I did get one ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/18/grannys-almost-garden/ The Irish are renowned for their quick wit and ability to even laugh at themselves. Below are a few favourite Irish jokes meant to be taken in the spirit they were written in.Paddy was with his mates in a bar in his local village. Jaysus lads says Paddy, the wife ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/18/some-great-irish-jokes/ Many people may not realize this, but did you know that Jesus was an illegal alien too? Think of it. He really was wasn't he? You know at first I did not believe it either, I thought to my self this cannot be real, until I saw him there. That's ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/15/jesus-was-an-illegal-alien-too/ All my life I have had tremendous sexual energy. Lust that's been hard to work off. If this Olympian type carnality could have been properly harnessed... I would have been like King Solomon.With five hundred descendants.And God help the world if that was the case. One of me is enough.When ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/14/chin-ups-are-pleasant/ Five stunning, new integrated mobile phone applications are set to revolutionise the way we communicate globally, while adding a whole new meaning to the word "personal" (subject to operator approval).The applications have been devised and developed by the world renowned Pevensey Bay Institute for Telecommunications Research in East Sussex, England, ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/10/new-mobile-applications-shock-market/ In one day I receive at least 70 emails in my bulk-email folder. Generally I delete those emails immediately. But I was curious to know if I were missing some things by just deleting these emails. I am glad I took a look, because I think my life is about ... http://projectproteus.org/archives/2008/11/10/yahoo-for-my-bulk-email-folder/